I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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