What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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