How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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