I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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