hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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