I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
did i walk over a car last night?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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