I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Shame is for Republicans.
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