I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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