If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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