You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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