sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Randomize
