I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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