Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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