I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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