O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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