Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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