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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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