dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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