i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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