"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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