Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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