Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
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