Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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