I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
When did angry sex become our thing?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
