id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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