I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
