i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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