come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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