bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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