STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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