why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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