You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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