Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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