Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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