found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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