Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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