I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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