in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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