I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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