My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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