I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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