If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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