Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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