A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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