since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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