If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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