spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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