I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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