Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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