sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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