I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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