Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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