love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
