How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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