Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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