Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
only you would photoshop your dick
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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